Cookie Taster of the Week: Beezer & Dusty

beezer schnitzel is my younger sister and newly engaged to dusty. she is working on her bs in mechanical engineering and eventually wants to go biomedical (yes, she's smart and helps me with ochem). beezer and dusty have signed up to be cookie tasters of the week on different weeks and i have decided to let it slide because they're college kids and it's fun to get stuff in the mail when you're in school (well, it's always fun to get stuff in the mail anytime when it's not a bill).
modeling the cookies, their kitty, phyllis
M&M Cookies: 2.8
They were very soft in the middle, which was great. M&M's are always delicious, but I think that chocolate chips might have been just as good if not a little better in them (I can't believe I just said that). I agree with you about Martha's love of coarse salt. I don't see why she thinks it is so amazing. It definitely made the cookies taste salty. If I wanted salty, Martha, I would eat potato chips and not cookies. It was a good try, but your angel cookies, Mom's top secret recipe, and Chelsie's chocolate chip cookie recipe beat Martha hands down.

Peanut Butter Cookies: 3.2
These cookies did not travel very well. They were a little dry and very crumbled when they got here. Other than that, they tasted pretty good. I haven't had a peanut butter cookie in quite a while, and I forgot how delicious they are. Maybe I should have drizzled some chocolate on them too...

Cakey Chocolate Chip

when you crave that
"cake batter"
from cold stone,
try this instead.

overall rating 2.6
ease to make: 5
clean up: 5

another failure. i have a million better chocolate chip cookie recipes, and i'm sure your grandma's, or mom's, or someone's is more fool-proof than this one. i even used m&m's to make them extra pretty (and they were), and the batter really did look like a cake. unfortunately they came out awful.... martha suggests course salt in these and i couldn't disagree with her more. furthermore, these actually stuck to my little mat things i cook on (ya know, to avoid greasing the pan)....

the end. i 'm too frustrated to talk about them anymore

Peanut Butter Cookies

with an added crunch
these cookies
are appreciated
by everyone
(even the dog)

overall rating: 4.0

ease to make: 4
clean up: 5
frustration with martha: 5

i can't figure out what happened to these. i have secret words for martha in my head when i do everything exactly as she says and my results look like pathetic ufo's that have skylights in them. this was an awful week for cookie making. aside from being sick and not even wanting to look at even the inkling of the kitchen..... 2 crappy cookies. ok so these pb cookies should be at the bottom of your pb cookie making list. this dough requires only 1 1/4 c of flour..... but it looks like it could use 2 more cups. so its really thin.... and then you add in some peanuts and are supposed to flatten them out and put your little fork marks in them . this doesn't happen either because the dough is so thin yo'ure basically pressing your fork into this hard chunk of peanut. oooh, and they don't ship.....just fyi.
grrrrrrrr

ok, so that was a bit harsh for a cookie review blog. seriously am frustrated

Lemon-Poppy Seed Crisps

like a hard lemon poppy seed muffin,
still, probably not
the cookie to eat
if you have a drug test at work
the very next day

overall rating: 4.2
ease to make: 4
clean-up: 3.6

actually, i think at work we figured out that you'd have to eat 2 T of poppy seed to be positive for your drug test. these cookies only have 1 T, so you could technically eat the entire batch at one time and be just fine.
first, let me start off by saying that i've never been a lemon fan, so i'm very biased against these. after gathering all the lemon zest (you'll need 2 large lemons), and squeezing them to make 1/4c juice to make the lemon butter, walking into my house smelled like i was being engulfed in lemon scented cleaning agents. never the less, people loved these little things. they are easy to make and are rather pungent. you make the batter, roll it in sugar and excess lemon zest and sprinkle with additional poppy seeds. a few did complain of the salt in them, but martha uses course salt people! i'm sorry! they're gourmet! and then people did like the salt in them. i can't win with everyone. enjoy!

Chocolate Pistachio Biscotti

traditionally a hard twice baked cookie,
this delicious gem
not necessarily to be dunked in coffee
because of its chewy center
(maybe its just the way i made them?)

overall rating: 4.62

ease to make: 3.8
clean up: 5

ok folks. if you are looking for a gorgeous cookie to make this is it! no joke. beautiful. and if dallas hadn't stole my camera for a week i would have taken pics of every single step because the whole process was simply beautiful. the pistachios together....gorgeous. the pistachios wrapped up in a chocolate blanket, breathtaking beauty. maybe i just love the way pistachios look..... but only for so long. shelling an entire cup of them was painfully slow and you can't eat but maybe 2 of them because it takes almost the entire bag to make a cup.

also, i'm wondering how martha did hers. of course, her picture shows perfectly cut biscotti but when i cut mine the pistachios wouldn't cut and it ended up looking more like a jigsaw puzzle than a cookie by the end. if i were to make these again i think i would turn off the oven after the first baking, let them cool entirely, THEN cut and bake again.

and if you are beezer (my sister who i gave the cookbook to for Christmas) and don't like pistachios, leave them out and just put more chocolate chips in! i think you'd like them a lot!

Cookie Taster of the Week: Doug!

doug is one of dallas' older brothers who shares the same passions as dallas. activities they both enjoy: talking about nerd things, riding bikes, jeeping, camping, being outside preferably in the mountains....etc.

we are currently waiting for cookie reviews to come back from doug!........
waiting...... waiting......

Dear Nook-ers,

I have to apologize in advance (see blogging blonde for details). Due to the hectic school schedule I have this semester, the cookie project will be retarded at about 1/3 its usual pace. I'm so, so sorry you cookie tasters of the week. Instead of the sample platter box you'll just get a larger portion of the cookie of the week. I simply cannot do it all. So plan for 1-2 cookies every 10 days but this is not going to be an action packed roller coaster anymore (or was it ever? maybe it just feels that way from my raisin fingers from doing so many dishes).

love,
andi
& ez

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

thin and sweet
like every female
aspires to be.
(unless you plain like cookies
and then who cares?
life tastes good!)

overall rating: 4.5

ease to make: 4
cleanup: 5

so the rating for this is a real approximate guess. these cookies didn't last long enough to get them to any of our usual tasters. it's not that it didn't make a big enough batch, just that dallas (and ezra! bad ezra!) liked them a little too well.... he gave them a 5 but i cant' give anything a 5 based solely off of one rating so i had to compensate. ez really did snarf these down (don't worry, we took out the raisins) at speeds where it would be impossible to actually taste what you are eating. at any rate, the picture above is the last cookie standing that i had to literally peel away from the boys in order to not have to make the entire batch over again, just for the stupid pic. (please, please don't judge this poor cookie. it was literally the ugliest in the batch, hence why it was the last one, but it's all that i had!)

this cookie, although has extra fiber in it from the wheat germ (that i couldn't find anywhere, where is this stuff hiding at in the store? i substituted with wheat flax, or something like that), it could really use some thickness. maybe for those of you who like thin cookies you'd like this, but in our house if they're not small cakes they've got to go.
dallas still loved them,
obviously.

Dark Chocolate with (sour) Cherries

the most delicious mess
of chocolate
in the entire world
(certain of it)

overall rating: 4.93
ease to make: 5
clean up: 5

ladies and gents we have a new cookie winner. people went googliy over these. they checked the bowl to make sure they wern't all gone before they got another... this is THE cookie. actually the recipe calls for sour cherries but i have no idea where these are so i used dried cherries and it worked just fine

this dough was the most tempting to eat (and after all the rave reviews i broke down and ate one that was stale, and by golly they were right. it was worth all the bloating and headache and exhausted feeling that accompanied it!). it's this deep deep brown dough that looks like one giant truffle. mmmmmm..... yes. you need to make these. even if you bought the entire book for this one recipe, it would be worth it.

Cappuccino-Chocolate Bites

small as a button
with delicious insides
is the perfect solution
to your afternoon caffeine
craving

overall rating : 4.6

ease to make: 3
clean up: 3

as much as i love coffee these were pretty annoying to make. they are adorable so if you're looking for that perfect cookie that looks like it should go in the pre-made 100 calorie packs (it would never qualify, even if it was the only cookie in that pack) this is it. let me tell you why this one annoyed me. i hate reading ahead and so i don't. so when i get to parts in the recipe saying "refrig dough for 30 min" and then "refrig middle mixture for at least 4 hours or overnight" i get very cranky. dear martha: if you make this book over put prep time on these recipes! actually, you could hire me and i'd do it for you. anyway, you do have to roll these cookies out to 1/8", which went better this time and use a skinny shot glass to make the most perfect size in the world. for real, it's worth it. my innerds on these didn't turn out like the picture but thats ok, dallas still ate them, one cookie/bite at a time!

on a real exciting note i did splurge $5.99 on a small sifter. if you don't have one of these in your kitchen i would really recommend one. for example, the tops of these need dusted with powdered sugar and cocoa powder, both which come out in clumps if you don't use a sifter. plus, martha uses cocoa all the time and it really does make a difference. go splurge!

Pecan Log Rolls

not too sweet
not too salty
would go great
with a cup of coffee

overall rating 3.91

ease to make: 4
clean up: 5

so they're not the most exciting cookie but they still get ate. the only reason the ease to make ranking is lower is because appliances (like mini food choppers) that don't get used often are stored out in the garage (due to insufficient kitchen cabinet space) and i really hate going out there in the winter. it's cold and dark and well, just unpleasant overall. someone suggested a finer grain of salt as the recipe calls for coarse but this is martha we're talking about and well if she thinks her cookies are gormet than they must be.

Peanut Butter Whoopie Pies

besides having a big name,
these big cookies
are a mouthful of chocolate and
delicious peanut butter filling

overall rating: 4.7

ease to make: 3 (they're sandwich cookies, ugh)
clean up: 4

so i can't eat the cookie portion of this, but let me tell you, the peanut butter inside is to die for! it's the most fattening deliciousness mixture of pb, powdered sugar and butter. YUM. and what is even better is that my aunt sylvia got me a frosting knife for christmas and it works awesome! thank you aunt sylvia!! you wouldn't believe how much a 60degree bent knife (or something like that) makes such a difference. even beezer likes them (although i think beezer likes all cookies)

Chocolate-Ginger Brownies

a thick,
moist,
delicious brownie
with a kick at the end,
just for fun!

overall rating: 4.11
ease to make: 4.9
clean up: 5

people raved about these, so i suppose they were pretty good. i think you have to be open to options. for example, you don't like just chocolate, but are open to having something (like ginger) sharing the pan space. (by the way, i didn't realize how much martha likes using ginger! i use it all the time! if you don't have any in your kitchen and have this book i suggest you stock up now.) these only make a small 9x9 pan but one you wean out the non-ginger weenies you'll have enough for everyone else!

Peppermint Meringue Sandwiches w/ Chocolate Filling

a mint sandwich
with chocolate innards
how could a 2 oz cookie
have any calories?

overall rating: 3.64
ease to make: 3.7
clean up: 4 (only if you do your dishes immediately afterwards!)

a cookie i could eat! what a concept. i must say, i really really miss cookies with flour. no flour and they're just not the same. like these were good, but i could leave them sitting on the table looking pretty (and i like mint). the real reason i made these for the Christmas plates were because they were pretty and i needed some color. by the way, i don't think i ever blogged how beautiful my Christmas trays were:
anyway, back to the cookie.
i've never really made meringue before but this stuff was beautiful! and i even broke down and bought one of these $5 kits with plastic ends in them for this cookie. it's worth it! yes, you get meringue all over the kitchen, and if yo'ure like me food coloring, and yes, they do bake for 1:45:00 (yes! and hr and 45 min!!), which is a total time suck, but make these and people think you're a total cookie goddess just looking at them. the chocolate filling is rather a time suck as well and when martha says that once the meringue is in the oven you need to start the filling, she's of course, right. it's like you make this stuff, and let it heat up real slow like, then let it cool, thickening up...... yeah... about that thickening up stuff. sorry folks that ate these. mine didn't thicken, i was in a hurry, you got skimped on the filling.
sorry!
would i make these again?
yes, only for their looks.